After years of taking residence as his best friend, Tenten had formulated a number of rules for survival when it came to hanging out with one Uzumaki Naruto. They were, in her opinion, necessary and binding if someone wished to last even a single night against the blond's ever mischievous nature, especially when faced with the risk of expulsion from the school. After all, paid tuition for classes and other student benefits meant nothing halfway through the term when it would do well to pay for the damaged caused by reckless behavior.
Rule Number One: Learn to hold your alcohol.
Despite their young ages, Naruto had an uncanny ability to drink any and everyone under the table, no problem. What that said of him and his tolerance level for the stuff, she preferred not to think about. But it was a sure bet that alcohol poisoning would be far from his list of possible cause of death. So Tenten had thought indulging in a lighter stock of champagne would keep things fairly calm and coll